Status Updates From The Anonymous Hookup

DNF 31% the dialogue was giving me second hand embarrassment from being m so cheesy. Also, heavy on the “perfect character” syndrome

re reading 🤗💛

“I’m more of a beer drinker and I think I’ve tempted Lane over to the dark side,” Sam says easily. I look at him.
“I’ve actually always preferred beer to wine.”

I guess that's as passive aggressive as Lane gets, LOL.

Unfortunately, as I look around the room, I spot another familiar face. I’m not nearly as happy to see this particular face though. My stomach sinks.
Preston.

Finally some grit. Now please make a scene where one of them goes overboard, that would be amazing:-))

Aaaand he runs into him again. If this wasn't a cute little romance, I'd think Sam was a stalker. And I bet the online chess friend is him too. It's a bit much....

“My mother used to make me watch the video of my birth on my birthday,” he says finally.
I choke out a laugh. “You’ve got to be kidding.”
“Oh, how I wish I were. She claims it was the most beautiful moment of her life. All I saw was a seventeen-year-old screaming the ward down while the most disgusting thing in the world slithered out of her.” He shudders.