Status Updates From The Bandit Queens

THANK YOU
what was she deadass gonna let him live?

"The Bandit Queen had pride, surely, but she also had brains."
Which we all know you most definitely don't have

KICK THAT DUDE TO THE CURB! AND THROW HIS CANE AWAY FOR GOOD FCKING MEASURE HOLY SHIT

Yeah no the fact that she actually offered him money - even to just go away - BLEW MY FCKING MIND. Does she like being caught in traps?

I like the social commentary on castes, Dalits, and Muslims interspersed in this book

holy shit GEETA STFU

Some parts of the humor are actually funny, but the other parts are humor where the MC is made to look/feel like an idiot, and I don't find that funny

The lack of accountability on Geeta's part is irritating to me. It's one thing for you to misunderstand something, but it's another thing to misunderstand something and not apologize. She couldn't apologize to Saloni and the twins, but she could apologize to the dude who she's had a crush on for maybe a week? Really? Not that the other women are saints, but ESH

Also, not saying that everybody else doesn't have their flaws, but the fact that everyone has been so forgiving of Geeta's constant misunderstanding/jumping to conclusions about people's "perceived" actions is WILD to me. You cut me off bc you were so convinced that I wanted your man?! girl please

Ok no Geeta needs to buck up and do something about Farah bc GIRL this little bitch is taking your money!!!!!!!!!!!

"While Darshan had behaved unforgivably toward Preity, he was not an imminent threat to Geeta or anyone."
IS SHE HEARING HERSELF? The dude who threw acid on a woman's face isn't an imminent threat to "anyone"? Geeta saying Saloni wasn't an "ally to women" is RICH.
I like Geeta, but girl the refusal to see that she might have had something to do w/ the relationships she's lost is pissing me off

As much as I'm liking this so far, is miscommunication gonna continue to be ripe throughout? bc omg

"Bystanders shoulder their own blame, and Geeta was now shamefully puzzled as to why such a tiny act of bravery had been so beyond her."