Status Updates From The Scottish Boy

of fkin course bitchfuck iain is alive because he has the worst case of plot armour i've ever seen in my life.

last chapter! lessssgooooo

guy’s not dead but masquerading as Death™️

i expected a lot of things—iain getting murdered with more than a 120 pages left in the book wasn’t one of them 🤫🧏🏻‍♀️

atp why is harry not mad at iain for cheating. ig he missed him too much to care?

iain casually murdering colin crocker while jousting. of course. why not 🙄

the way i don't give a single fuxx about this book rn.

richard arundel is an icon. i said what i said.

just when i think the book couldn't get stupider or worse, IT DOES.

i expected a lot of things. iain cheating wasn't one of them 💀

ALYS IS ASEXUAL I LOVE HER

This book is the ultimate rage bait literally everything that could go wrong fucking does

bitch done burned my house down.

so. remember what i said about being scared of them having sex out in the open 😃 um... i was right to be scared. i hate this sm. ihateitihateit.

far be it from me to shun gratuitous porn but. hold on. IS THIS BOOK AN EROTICA? WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. AM I READING HISTORICAL GAY EROTICA? ykw sure. it's just that. when they're having super sexy times in a semi-public area i'm constantly anxious that they finna get caught and that takes me out of the reading experience.