Status Updates From Nanny for the Neighbors

How (un)funny that the entire time, the book has been advocating for male strippers, only for the happy ending to be Cyrus retiring from stripping to be a speaker and dance instructor at a gym

this is boring me. I’ll probably be skip reading the rest. I get Beth but it’s all way too dramatic and unrealistic

So out of all the five adults in this book, not one person has a nice family? Sure.

Why is she like a fish out of water when she has sex? Girl calm tf down you’re annoying me

It’s so odd how we’re now just fade-to-black-ing through the smut once we’ve initiated sexual relations with all of the men. Do it occasionally but now all the time? Odd choice. Especially since the smut we do have isn’t written all that well (except for the scene with cryrus in the club. Wasn’t all that great but the man is creative)

Oh my god Beth is so corny and cringe wtf is she even saying ???

I hate how Beth is so.. perfect. Always reasonable. Knows and can handle everything. A tragic background story is not a flaw, and her molding herself to what people want from her only very briefly happened once. Doesn’t count. She’s too sleek, too shiny, too perfect. There’s no depth, no realness. And her not wanting to commit is not the “emotional law” I’m talking about

How are none of the men fired yet ..???

Why are we 28% in and we’re just running a daycare? Nothing is happening I’m crying

Not the first 20 pages making me cry! 😰