Status Updates From Deadly Nightshade (Deadly M...

So close to finishing! I might have to jump right into book 2. I want more of Tom and Stanley!

“There’s no law says I can’t get some peripheral pleasure out of it,” Stanley said. “Oh, if you’re wondering about that big word, peripheral—that just means rim. You’ve heard that term, haven’t you?” Haha….Such a dirty little mind, Stanley! I love it.

Casual transphobia alert! Mr Banis needs to learn the difference between a drag queen and a "transgender". And also that trans women ARE "real women"!

Eats fast food and take out, drinks himself into oblivion more often than not, BUT has washboard abs. What's your secret, Tom?

“We’ve established that it’s a serial killer. A drag queen. Picks guys up at random.” - That's all you've got after 76%?! You should seriously stop fooling around and try to be cops for a change...

This 'romance' is like dissecting a frog. It freaks me out, but it's interesting in a scientific way...

That's the most aggressive seducing the straight guy I've ever seen...

Uuh, sharing the bed with your heavily drugged straight cop partner. That's like a dream come true, haha.

Never accept a drink from a stranger in drag when you're looking for a drag queen murderess. Way to go, Tom...

' She sent the door dyke for the tapes.' - Jesus. Language!!

When gay men are generally referred to as 'queens', you get the feeling that there's a royal convention or something going on. Or a game of chess.

This is so entertaining. The people living in that apartment complex only knew the victim for his habit of letting whores give him blowjobs in the hallway - which had everyone secretly peeking out of their apartment to watch. They will forever remember him and his baseball bat sized penis...even though they barely even knew his name. What a way to make an impression ;-)

“Is Princess Twinkletoes with him?” Stanley bit back a laugh. “Gaylord? Yes, he’s there.”
“Shit. That little placenta.”- HAHA!! I like her ;-)

This is seriously entertaining. A homophobic straight (we'll see) cop with a new openly gay partner, working on a case where the alleged murderer is a drag queen and the witness is a drag queen too and every gay man around him is undressing him with their eyes. I think the possible upcoming GFY will be a survival mechanism here, LOL.

Gaylord? The blond twink wearing a flowered dress is called Gaylord?! What did his mother call him? 'Gay'?!

“I think this guy’s dead,” the coroner said.' - How many years in med school did it take you to reach that level of expertise?

Full of snark, stereotypes, political incorrectness and reference to childhood sexual abuse. A just 'go with it' read.

*4 Stars*

Tom laughed out loud. "A queen for governor. That's a riot." He laughed again.

"You know," Stanley said in a cool voice, "If they gave Pulitzers for Asshole, you'd be a shoo-in."

Stanley looked up at him. He had a satisfied, unmistakably smug smile on his face

"Don't say it." Tom said.

For an answer, Stanley burped loudly.

OMG! I can't believe these two!

Everyone is so politically incorrect... it's quite refreshing.

"Don't even think about anything but business."
"That's what I was doing," Stanley said, eyes innocently wide.
"I'm betting you have really nice business." He gave the bulge in Tom's crotch a meaningful glance.
Hi, my name is Stanley and my aim is to annoy Tom. All. The. Time.