Status Updates From A Very Merry Bromance (Brom...

The earliest introduction to Evan made me think the other brother was a better option but boy was I wrong, Blake suuuuucks

See, this is the fakery I was expecting

Yassss the toxic family is toxic familying out in the open 🙌🏻

Which suck, but also validates Gretchen so much!

Sidenote: WHO THE FUCK names their kid Gretchen after naming the other two Evan and Blake???

Like what???

"Should we call the police?"
"It's a Porsche, Diane."

Lmaoooo

Please don't let this be a set-up for him not believing her about her family, I have a family of my own that manages to subvert expectations for guests and it hurts 🥲

Ow, the recognition hurts

I will now be taking applications for bros to join me for a bromance book club

The way I can just imagine all these guys' reactions 🤣🤣🤣

Reading 'pa-the-tic' as 'Pa the Tick' is a new low for my brain 🤣

Malcolm really hanging on by a thread 🤣🤣🤣

YES CALL HIM OUT ON ITTTT

Not really a fan of the book being self aware to the umpteenth degree 😅

Lol what, her car stayed in place for 36 minutes and then slid straight into a truck and managed to roll the truck? 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha book in a book 🙌🏻🤣

Guitar-calloused palms???

How the fuck??

You strum with your fingertips, not your palms??

At least he feels some guilt 🙌🏻

Forcing a woman to go out with you so you'll strike a deal with her family's company is kinda toxic tho?

Yay self awareness

Ah, the barman and his deep wisdoms

For a guy trying to be less toxic you sure did slip up, Colt 🙃

"If you're here to propose to me, I accept" 💀🤣

Mansplainers 🙄

"anxiety had a way of violating the speed limit"
Don't I know it 💀😅🤣

The politics of the author are really being pushed forward 😅

A Bromance Book Club sounds so fun and also I might want to read all the books in this series depending on how I find this one

I was gonna read The Games Gods Play after A Day of Fallen Night, but the latter left me so emotionally drained I'm diving headfirst into some softer fluff to cushion the blow 🙃