Status Updates From A Very Merry Bromance (Brom...

That was very nice and fluffy and I'm glad it ends with an engagement and not a pregnancy ☺️

Also, yay counseling!

Good of him to realize she does NOT want to be made into a spectacle

How are people still surprised when the person that's cheating on their partner with them turns around and cheats on them too 🤣

Ooh this could work

I just remembered Evan is 12 years her senior, meaning he was 21 when he BROKE HER ARM

Wtf dude

In my mind I somehow aged him down to like 14-16 for that but no, he was a whole ass adult

*verbally punches a man until he gets mad*
"See, I made you get mad, so I am unlovable"

😐

I hope Evan quickly drinks himself to death 🤞🏼

Gretch, stop running 😐

Bahaha Blake's car 🤣

I don't condone violence

But MAN WAS HE ASKING FOR IT THO

Called it 😞

I'm worried she won't get the board position

"two creamy mounds of flesh"

Nah, just say breasts 💀

*three hours later* and they've already FINISHED dinner?

Okay unless mom had been at it for ages and only added the veggies way later, I'm calling BS lol

But sure, book magic 🤣

"I always make beef stew the night we get here"

So I'm guessing you'll eat it the next day then? Because that stuff needs TIME

Using 'very naughty' in relation to sexual acts in a paragraph that also has kids mentioned somehow rubs me the wrong way 😅🙃

"She'd dipped her bread in his Raclette before"

Why does that convey that she pegged him 💀🤣

Cheese mafia man? 🤣🤣🤣

The book-in-book parallels xD

Her womb... Clenched...?

Is this a thing?

Huh?