Status Updates From 全天下为我火葬场 [The Whole World I...

The author would have you believe mu yingyang has a chance when he hasnt been seen in over a hundred pages and xiao yuan is busy doing blood magic to figure out who gu louyin’s biological father is no reason and then the guy i was rooting for ended up being xiao yuan’s BROTHER like girl whatever its a mess

Before he uttered the words ‘younger brother’, there was a snap. Lin Wulian was forced to turn his head. There was a red mark left by the folding fan on his pale cheek and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
“Listen up, Gu Louyin has nothing to do with you father and son duo,” Xiao YuAn said, “He belongs to me.”

We love an assertive king.

Only when he felt almost breathless did Xiao YuAn let go of Gu Louyin. Gu Louyin looked down at him and asked, “What’s the matter?”
“I just suddenly wanted to kiss you,” Xiao YuAn said, “and I want to make soup for you – just for you.”

Awwww 😭

Xiao YuAn was silent, pretending to be asleep. Mu Yingyang knocked on the door a few more times, but when no one answered, he pushed the door and walked in.
Xiao YuAn: “…” Are these two treating his room as a teahouse? Come if you want and leave if you want?

Poor MC can't catch a break.

“Of course you care about me, I am your brother. If I weren’t your brother, would you still care?”
Xiao Du looked at him steadily, “Yes.”
“You wouldn’t.” Xiao YuAn said, “You would infect me with Gu, throw me to other people and try your best to use me.”

Facts! 👏Xiao Du reaps what he sowed.

“Does your hand hurt?”
Mu Yingyang turned and showed his right hand to Xiao YuAn, “It hurts a little bit, Shixiong, please touch it?”
Xiao YuAn said, “It hurts but you want me to touch it? Did you go stupid from pain? Did Xiao Du hurt your head, too?”

Haha tsundere shidi isn't very good at this.

“When I was young, Shixiong would buy me a lot of delicious and fun things. Even if I said I didn’t want them, he would still buy them for me.”
Xiao YuAn remembered the sugar piggy that was brutally trampled by Mu Yingyang’s poisonous feet and asked, “Then did you want them or not?”
Mu Yingyang said in a small voice: “I want, I want. I like everything my Shixiong gave me, I like it very much…”


Poor tsundere.

Gu Louyin said, “If we don’t get your blood today, my Shixiong will die.”
“Okay, then save him first.” Xiao YuAn rolled up his sleeve, “How much do you want?”
[..]“One cup at a time, three times a day, for… one month.”
[..] “Say that again?”
Gu Louyin closed her eyes, “One cup at a time, three times a day…”
Xiao YuAn sneered: “Why don’t you just kill me and bleed me, won’t it be more convenient?”
You wot mate

Jednak chcę angst, przerwa

atualmente gosto de todos os MLs porque todos eles fazem o meu tipo (amo meu dogblood de cada dia), mas confesso que sou tendenciosa para o shidi e o xiao du, apesar de que eu curiosa como sou fui buscar spoiler para ver quem é o ML final e fiquei muito feliz, porque eu gostei do ML o momento

This was Xiao Du’s dream soup. In his ‘Dream of Golden Millet’, the well-behaved and clingy younger brother made this soup for him. Unfortunately, Xiao Du could only dream and Gu Louyin was the only one who could really drink the soup Xiao Yuan made with his own hands. (Chp 105)
😆

“Every moment you experience now, every breath you take, your future belongs to you, not to those who gave alms and sacrificed for you.”

Xiao Yuan’s vision gradually became blurred, “I shouldn’t be dead, I should live?”

“You will live and you will live for a long, long time.” Gu Louyin said word by word, “And I will accompany you to live.”
❤️ aww 🥰💖

Okay… then, Gege is gone.”

Xiao Yuan stood by Xiao Du’s side, watching his smile fade away slowly. Suddenly he stretched out his hand, wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve and said softly: “We are clear, ge.”
Chp 49

Xiao Du hugged Xiao Yuan, pressed his chin against his forehead and murmured, “I don’t want to hurt you, Ah Yu. I just want to keep you by my side, but you don’t want to, so I have to do this.”
(Chp 48)
And why do you think he doesn't 😐

... I kind of forgot where I left off....😅