Status Updates From Paris Daillencourt Is About...

Cute!

KILL ME NOW THEY BROUGHT ALAIN BACK. EVIL MAN GO AWAYYYYY

Ugh I wanna finish this book so I can know how it goes down between Paris and Tariq but I also know I should probably actually sleep before it’s like three AM

HWHAT 🤠

Okay, I get where Tariq is coming from with all the talk of how Paris’ constant self-loathing is overwhelming to deal with, but *also* I don’t think Paris ever asked to be fixed. He did give Tariq countless warnings, both intentional and unintentional. I’m not saying it’s Tariq’s fault for falling in love, but I feel like there was a better way to go about… all of this… on both ends.

Fake it til you make it, Paris. I feel like Tariq could cut him a *liiiittle* slack, though, considering he was the one to tell Paris he might have issues

SERIOUSLY STOP BULLYING GRACE FORSYTHE
:(

He may not be a drama queen but he is a ✨mess✨

This man got anxietyyyyy 🥀

Okay… so I’m no longer worried about his parents…

Really getting worried about his parents… there’s no way they’ve just… NOT responded to him all this time, even if they’re hella busy

I’m expecting this whole thing to go wrong in typical Alexis Hall style (it’s not boring, though, I eat it up every time), but like… holy crap do I really want it to keep going well

EVERYONE IS KILLING GRACE FORSYTHE’S WHIMSY AND IM GOING TO RIOT

The last time there was a one-sentence chapter it was sad. Seeing this one had me NERVOUS

Genuinely tweaking whenever Alain is mentioned. Rosaline absolutely didn’t deserve that shit

the ✨Daveverse✨

The amount of times I’ve genuinely burst out laughing because of this book 😭

Gay Dave, Ginger Dave, Jewish Dave, and Welsh Dave. And Tariq. ✨

Omg he actually learned to kind of shut up !!!

JENNIFER. JENNIFER WHEN I GET YOUUUU. HOW DARE YOU KILL GRACE’S WHIMSY JENNIFER