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Branomander YT
is 48% done
Every page of this really got me reflecting on my life.
Actual literary passage written by a human being - “"Arrr, ye breakin’ me heart, laddie,” Santa says. “And ye breakin’ de elves’ hearts, too. They don’t have much to do up here for fun in the North Pole but have sex, ye know?"
Decent book so far.
— Dec 03, 2025 01:48AM
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Actual literary passage written by a human being - “"Arrr, ye breakin’ me heart, laddie,” Santa says. “And ye breakin’ de elves’ hearts, too. They don’t have much to do up here for fun in the North Pole but have sex, ye know?"
Decent book so far.
Branomander YT
is on page 10 of 112
Having to admit that I am reading this gave me a miniature existential crisis.
However, the first line of the book is amazing. "I never should have married a woman named Decapitron." Sounds like true love to me.
One of the reviews said that even though the book is really, really nasty, Mellick warned us in the book's description. That is true.
I am actuslly cautiously optimistic.
— Dec 01, 2025 08:10AM
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However, the first line of the book is amazing. "I never should have married a woman named Decapitron." Sounds like true love to me.
One of the reviews said that even though the book is really, really nasty, Mellick warned us in the book's description. That is true.
I am actuslly cautiously optimistic.
