Status Updates From Savage Surrender (Harlequin...

I feel weird for saying this, but I absolutely love how the h has no feelings for the H while he’s slowly becoming obsessed with her. 😂. She’s not faking it either, she has zero interest in him..

"I worked you out, Miss Bryant" he said. "You're just a frigid little bitch with ice-water in her veins".

Aaand here comes the star of the show 🤩🤩🤩

Idk what that says abt me but why do I find Alex lowkey adorable💀I just wonna squeeze his cheeks

this man is in a full on one-sided relationship rn im laughing so hard 😂 irunía just know i hatelove you sm

Somehow the hero, Mr forced seduction, is the only one able to tell that a forty year old married man telling an eighteen year old girl he loves her and asking her not to have a relationship with anyone else is hella forking yikes.

The main girl is supposed to be wearing a ‘pale blue denim suit’ and I assume it’s supposed to be classy, but I can’t picture it as anything other than completely terrible.

“‘Are you a feminist?’ he demanded.
‘Don’t try and stick labels on me, I’m not a jam jar!’”

Retro romance! *jazz hands*

forced seduction and slap **sigh** CL up to her usual tricks

Don't have the April hps yet so reading classic hps

Why can't she see that Alex really loves her? Forget about Simon!

The H is like a little boy...trying to get the girl's attention by being mean to her.