Status Updates From Seth on the Moon (Zodiac Ac...

What a cheeseball Seth is. I love this for him🤭

“Deep down, I knew why I liked this place so much...It was because Cal had been the one to buy the moon for me. And somehow, I would find a way to buy him the whole world in return."

my babies omg

“Mr Capella, we need to have an orientation before you run off!” Mr Nakatuki’s voice sailed after me but I kept prancing along, too exhilarated as I ran across her beautiful surface. If she was a pretty little tease from afar, she was one dirty slut of rock up close".

“So you finally got a ticket,” he said with a tut.
“Yes, sir,” I said brightly. “Sorry for the er, stalking, and attempted break ins. And when I held your cat hostage…and the damage I did to your doorframe when I tried to hold onto it and you got those four security guards to pull me off. Oh and the dent I left in your car when I punched it. And the death threats-”

it's like a mom sending her kid off

“I could have eaten Edward Cullen for breakfast. Literally and sexually. He could have it anyway he liked. Jacob too. The”

“Oh my stars I’m going to the moon. Cal I’m going to the moon!”

YAYAYAYA I WANTED HIM YO BE GAYVTHE WHOLE TIME

seth had no business being this funny. he should team up with ridoc! gagged