Status Updates From The Novelist

I’m having a horrible time getting through this. The only thing that’s keeping me going is updating my progress here

The last 20 pages have been a play by play of his morning poop and now I’m finding out that he’s not writing this as himself. He’s writing this as a fan of himself and is now starting to brag about himself through the eyes of the narrator

This book is insane! He started saying the first sip of Yerba mate reminded him of the feeling of her0in withdrawal?? And then started comparing her0in and Yerba mate to each other???

Expect many updates, this book is so out of pocket

There are not chapters to this book. It’s literally a tiny story about the dude’s day of procrastination. Right now he’s annoyed at himself because he logged onto Twitter.