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Hayden Hamby
is 84% done
“And Harry and Ron would like to come have lunch with us next weekend.”
“Splendid. Children, it was lovely being a part of your lives, but I am to be murdered Saturday next. I’ll make sure to revise my will to leave you each a chest full of furbies, a good broom, and a list of all creatures you are not to befriend because they will murder you.”
DEADDDDDD
— Jul 14, 2024 02:23PM
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“Splendid. Children, it was lovely being a part of your lives, but I am to be murdered Saturday next. I’ll make sure to revise my will to leave you each a chest full of furbies, a good broom, and a list of all creatures you are not to befriend because they will murder you.”
DEADDDDDD
Hayden Hamby
is 71% done
“I could love you, Granger. […] I could destroy what’s left of me if I do that.”
*cries in lonely*
— Jul 14, 2024 02:00PM
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*cries in lonely*














