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“She looks like a ticket straight to heaven and I would have walked through hellfire to get it.”

rawr

he celebrated his bday with her. the first time ever being celebrated omg im kms

“I showed up to his dorm with a plan. Thank him for not killing my rat and returning her unharmed, she actually looked a little chunkier which meant he was feeding her a little too much, but I thought that was kinda cute.”

gotta love a man who takes care of your pet rat 😍