Status Updates From The Woman in White

Returning to my comfort genre after more atrocious literary disappointments over the past 4 months than the last years combined

"If the machinery of the Law could be depended on to fathom every case of suspicion, and to conduct every process of inquiry, with moderate assistance only from the lubricating influences of oil of gold, the events which fill these pages might have claimed their share of the public attention in a Court of Justice." Golly, I'm glad things have changed since 1859, AH HA HA I'm not crying, you're crying.