Status Updates From Dyret

I am so freaking confused, and who the hell wrote this!? A 10 year old boy probably. The author keeps mentioning irrelevant places and characters and just won’t shut up about the most stupid things. Also why are the metaphors so UNPOETIC AND DUMB like who relates a phone to a duck when the story has nothing to do with a duck and call the police horny just for showing up. This is gonna be the hardest read.

"Almost always in my life there had been one man I desired who was giving me nothing at the same time that there was another who didn’t move me but from whom I was taking very much."

"His demeanor was gentle but indifferent, the gutting indifference of the young."