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“I’m wondering whether he speaks at all,” I said after a moment. “Huh,” Jerry said. “Think he’s Russian?” “Why would he be Russian? Never mind. I don’t even want to know how you came to that conclusion. I meant human. Let’s go with that. I don’t think he speaks human.”

🤣

I’m not liking the little blips of information we get into the future. As if the story was being told as it already happened, as opposed to it happening now.

I snagged him by the back of his collar and hauled him up. “Jerry, don’t you dare get bi-curious and start slapping a dead man’s arse.”

I need some funny in my life 😅😅

;-; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry has got to be one of the funniest characters I’ve ever read