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☆ Todd
is 62% done
*snort* [It's time to go!...]
Leland jabs a finger at us. “I’m out there looking for your asses, worried something horribly grotesque and bloody has happened to both of you, and instead, you’re in here just fornicating?”
— Aug 29, 2021 04:06PM
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Leland jabs a finger at us. “I’m out there looking for your asses, worried something horribly grotesque and bloody has happened to both of you, and instead, you’re in here just fornicating?”
☆ Todd
is 36% done
*snort* [Truelove...]
Cassel: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you?
Leland: I flirted with him.
Jackson: He shot at me.
Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting.
Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.
Leland: OMG don’t be so dramatic. It was a couple little pewpews sent your way. You lived.
— Aug 28, 2021 06:03PM
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Cassel: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you?
Leland: I flirted with him.
Jackson: He shot at me.
Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting.
Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.
Leland: OMG don’t be so dramatic. It was a couple little pewpews sent your way. You lived.
☆ Todd
is 30% done
*snort* [True, anything *without* Bella, TYVFM...]
Leland: The origin of The Fence… one night, in the deadness of dark I saw a man… a lone man climbing over a grand fence. Suddenly, his pants got stuck as he was climbing over and his ass was on display for all to see. And that’s how I met Jackson. Better love story than Twilight.
— Aug 28, 2021 04:10PM
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Leland: The origin of The Fence… one night, in the deadness of dark I saw a man… a lone man climbing over a grand fence. Suddenly, his pants got stuck as he was climbing over and his ass was on display for all to see. And that’s how I met Jackson. Better love story than Twilight.
☆ Todd
is 17% done
*snort*
As he backs away from me to go “protect me,” I realize I’m beaming like a psychopath. I mean… who gets shot at, plummets down a cliff, gets torn out of a vehicle, and is still smiling like a Cheshire cat?
This man.
That’s who.
Because Jeremy’s gonna save me.
— Aug 28, 2021 01:00AM
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As he backs away from me to go “protect me,” I realize I’m beaming like a psychopath. I mean… who gets shot at, plummets down a cliff, gets torn out of a vehicle, and is still smiling like a Cheshire cat?
This man.
That’s who.
Because Jeremy’s gonna save me.
Jacquie Stewart
is 5% done
I already love this. I'm getting nothing done with weekend
— Aug 21, 2021 04:52AM
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