Status Updates From Grandmaster of Demonic Cult...

HEHEHEHEH

I feel like the anime meme where their nose bleeds when they see something hot

WEI WUXIAN YOU CANT JUST GRAB IT LIKE THAT

Did Lan Wangji get branded with the Wen Clan mark because he tried to help them?

"For a moment, he didn't know if he should follow his heart and ogle to his heart's content or if he should pretend to be a gentleman and help Lan Wangji cover up."

OGLE BABE TELL ME EVERYTHING

Hanguang-jun, you've finally fallen into my clothes."

Breathes heavily

"Does this mean that from now on, I can't fall asleep in any bed that doesn't have Lan Zhan in it?!"

Yes that's exactly what it means go get your man

WHY WOULD YOU DRAW THAT SCENE

Aggressively crying knowing Lan Wangji tried to save the Wen clan and did save one of them

"Why do you think he never used Suibian again, and never carried his sword with him when he went out?"

Oh I knew but I didn't know it would hurt this much

EVEN THE ARTWORK CANT DISTRACT ME FROM WEI WUXIAN DECIDING HE WILL MARDY LAN WANGJI

"I really wanted to bring this person here to show him to you, though. Please consider two bows our wedding bows to Heaven, the Earth, the father, and the mother. So please - help me lock this guy down first. Let me owe you the third and final wedding bow for now."

I AM SHAKING WEI WUXIAN WHAT THE HELL MAN WHEN DID YOU CLOCK ONTO YOUR FEELINGS

IM SORRY? WEDDING WHAT?

IM GONNA FRAME THIS ARTWORK WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT TO SEE THIS WITH MY OWN EYES

"He dashed forward just in time to catch Wei Wuxian - or rather, for Wei Wuxian to throw himself into his arms."

SCREAMING

"Had I known this would have happen, I wouldn't have woken up. I could have lain in his arms the entire journey if I was still out cold."

WEI WUXIAN AEW YOU FINALLY FACING YOUR FEELINGS

"He nuzzled against Lan Wangji, as if feeling safe and reassured, and continued to sleep."

If anyone touches my son's I'll get them

LAN WANGJI THE MAN YOU ARE

"You're not the only ones who remember what I've done. I remember too. You won't forget - what makes you think I will?"

IM CRYING

"What more do you want?"

I am crying

I had been living in foolish hope that the fifty Wen Clan members escaped but no they killed them all

The husband's look so good in white... And blood I guess

Crying but the artwork is heartbreakingly beautiful

WHAT

"You never liked me all that much anyway."

Sorry I might yeet the book LAN WANGJI LOVES YOU YOU IDIOT

HOW IT WEI WUXIANS FAULT THE GUY SHOT HIM FIRST

"If I die, that's just my bad luck. But if I defend myself, I must have reservations about who I hurt"

Honestly Wei Wuxian should fuck them all up

"I'm sorry," Wen Qing said. "And thank you."

DONT DO IT