Status Updates From Out of the Corner

I'm dying at this point in the book: I remember this time in history so well!! When "everyone" in Hollywood was engaged to Johnny Depp at some time, Madonna was dating Sean Penn, then Winona Rider dated him and THEN got engaged to Johnny Depp. I didn't realize Jennifer Grey got engaged to both Johnny Depp and Matthew Broderick in the same month. In fact, I'd forgotten she dated Matthew Broderick after doing Bueller.

I had no idea she had a nose job that made her COMPLETELY different. I googled her and literally didn't recognize her. It's crazy!

I just don’t need to know this much about Jennifer Grey’s horniness