Status Updates From Heat Wave (The Extraordinar...

Prediction of how this will go: the plan was to video record Burke saying horrible shit live

what happens: goddamn Owen gets in the way XD I love that boy so much he was done so damn dirty. Anyways because he wasn't let in on the loop of the plan, he tries to kill Burke and therefore ruining the plan.

Sighs.

IM SO NERVOUS.

This is like. The worst time to fuck.

YESSSSS OWENNNNN MY FAVORITE TRAUMATIZED BOY

Jesussssssss. I feel so bad for Owen. He's such a dick.

I KNEW IT. Also. Owen. You're such a dick XD can't you just all team up to kick your family's ass avatar style? For fuck sake.

LMAO "the stuff that was made for anuses is everywhere but my anus!" LMAO

Klune must have forgotten that Nick did know about Enemas from his past book.,..

JESUS.

Nothing is scarier than having a shit memory and then being gaslit into misremembering stuff.

Why??????? Fuck Burk!!!! Let his son kill him bro wtf???

I. HATE. SIMON. BURKE. FUCK THIS GUY. FUCK HIM SO HARD. I HOPE OWEN KILLS HIS ASS

HOLY SHIT ARE THEY DRUGGING THIS KID AGAIN??????????? I get to like easily transfer the mom back into their lives they'd have to like. Explain shit but did they just skip the explaining and go "nah that's too hard let's just erase his memory" DUDE. he's gonna be SO pissed.

Oh my GOD that scared me. Sheesh.

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Dude I literally go from book to book but like. I'm not kidding. The cringe always starts STRONG ever. Time. It's so fucking funny. Whyyyyyy TJ WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MEEEEE

JESUSSSSSS Nick Bell as a hero is so. Ahhh XD he's gonna be so cringe.

OH MY GOD I PRAY NO ONE IS LISTENING TO THIS CRINGE IN COMMS. PLEASE.

LMAOOOOOOOOO Nick is sooooooo ahhhhh.

I. Love. Owen. I hope so bad that he's here to take down his father.