Status Updates From Not My Problem

iwie nervt mich die Protagonistin mit ihrem edgelord Getue und WER ZUM FICK schreibt bitte so ???

‘did i trust her? i sat down in the chair opposite her and said what i had to say. “i need help.”’ words i NEVER would’ve said at that age unfortunately 💔

aideen letting them in 😭😭😭

‘she must find me so annoying. and yet, never once had meabh made me feel like that.’ BC SHE LOVES YOU

holly, you evil EVIL cunt.

“your dad is disappointed with you and that’s your biggest problem? you have no fucking idea what the worst week of my life would look like.” she’s right.

‘that i might break down and actually tell them that i couldn’t sleep at night because i was afraid that mam would get up and leave and that she would come back drunk hours later. or that she wouldn’t come back. i couldn’t do that to her. i couldn’t betray her like that. i wouldn’t give myself the chance to either.’ 😭

not the daniel-napping 😂😭😭😭

‘i’d never met someone i hated more. would it have been wrong to burn her house down to get out? i’d kill daniel and the elder somethings in the process, of course, but you know, collateral damage…’ aideen, please 😂😭😭

“you’re obviously going to vote for holly and i don’t want it to seem like i’m trying to get information from you about her speech or anything.” meabh 😭

‘i hated being ashamed of being poor. i knew it wasn’t my fault. i knew it wasn’t even my mam’s fault. i knew that it didn’t make me a bad person or a lazy, stupid person. i knew all of that. in theory. and yet somehow i never stopped feeling like it was some kind of moral failing.’ 😭😭😭

those things belonged to some ugly, growling creature and i didn’t want them to belong to me. so i pretended they didn’t.’ 🫩🫩🫩

“but you need me at the bottom. i’m the low bar everyone can jump over.” YIKES YIKES YIKES 😟

“i suppose they span the range from mildly rude to a suggestion that he’s a case for post-birth abortion?” 😭💀