Status Updates From Fool Me Once

I literally don’t understand why she doesn’t just be with him already!! There’s literally nothing keeping them apart anymore! Apart from her “trying to do the right thing.” But if they didn’t, they wouldn’t have another 50 pages to fill out with another misery spiral.

Ok, that scene got me. It was actually quite touching. This was the kind of vibe I liked about the book in the first place.

She bought a house around the corner from the cemetary where her dad is buried?!

Fine, I continued. I really wanted to know what happened with the bill!

Getting a little bit sick of how messy these characters are now. She’s now blaming him for everything. I just don’t know how much more of this book I can take.

Oh so now this is Ben’s fault?!

Her stupid bravado is getting old and he’s clearly a masochist.

I wish the realisation bashed her over the head so much that it knocked her out and she became a completely different person 😂 I wish this scene was happening to someone who actually deserved it instead of an emotionally immature cheater!

It’s when her sister and her friend have to point out that she ruined her ex’s life and she finally goes “oh well when you put it like that maybe I did.” WELL DUH!! And then her mother goes “do you think maybe you had genuine feelings for him and it wasn’t because he was off limits?” Girl are you stupid as well as emotionally immature? OF COURSE it is!! How has it taken this long to figure that out!

“Who’d you have to sleep with to get into this festival anyway?” Oh I don’t know, his literal girlfriend who works for the company who run it??! Hello?’

Oh NOW you remember he has a girlfriend!!