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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 39% done
I fucking hate spontaneous “we should get married” declarations like I’m not that attached to proposals and weddings but GOD does it feel shitty and unromantic asl
— 13 hours, 18 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 39% done
and then Luc has to be impulsive and crazy bc…societal and social pressure to marry
— 13 hours, 19 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 39% done
“when I’m with you, I’m me, not who I think I should be” 🥹💗 yes Oliver!!
— 13 hours, 20 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 35% done
“mis-chapping” instead of “misgendering” is soooo funny stop
— 14 hours, 9 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 31% done
me & Oliver dissociating together during Miles & Jojo’s wedding 🤝🏻
— 18 hours, 50 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 27% done
mkay Bridgette didn’t piss me off as bad this time around…the wedding drama is silly but not completely stupid
— 19 hours, 35 min ago
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I thought he got over his helplessness 🤦🏽♀️
— 20 hours, 13 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 16% done
“‘minor national security incident’ is the name of my sex tape” 😂
— Oct 03, 2026 10:54PM
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 14% done
“the magic of everyone being slightly angry at me got us back into an old groove” ok are u also a Libra rising with Mars on the ascendant bc ME 😂😭
— Oct 03, 2026 10:33PM
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