Status Updates From The Captive Dwarf: A Short-...

“Push, son! I know there’s a turd hiding up that arse somewhere,” Les chuckled. “I don’t need to go!” Gary insisted. “Push that poop! Push that poop!” Les chanted. Marjory began to join in. “Push that poop! Push that poop!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!

Dark humour at its best.

This story is actually making me laugh out loud - just hilarious!

Hilarious so far!

O-M-G !!!😱😱😱

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"Les flicked a speck of dried faecal matter at Gary."
😂 I’m positive, it’s definitely a conspiracy.
I think, I might , have involuntary challenged, splatterpunk authors .Or I’m becoming paranoid!🤣
Why there are faecal matters in all extreme horror stories lately? Or was it always like that ? 🤔🤣

“Push that poop! Push that poop!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩

“You’re... in...sane.” “Hush, pumpkin.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😱 OMG she’s crazy

“What? No! I’m looking for Milton Avenue,” he retorted. “Is that where your school is? First day, is it? Are you excited? Don’t you have to wear a uniform? I bet you’ll make lots of new friends. Be a good boy for your teacher, won’t you?”
😂😂😂😅😅😅