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Lady MacDeath
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“Push, son! I know there’s a turd hiding up that arse somewhere,” Les chuckled. “I don’t need to go!” Gary insisted. “Push that poop! Push that poop!” Les chanted. Marjory began to join in. “Push that poop! Push that poop!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!
— Mar 03, 2022 06:47PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!
Ian
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Dark humour at its best.
This story is actually making me laugh out loud - just hilarious!
— Aug 28, 2021 02:55AM
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This story is actually making me laugh out loud - just hilarious!
MadameD
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"Les flicked a speck of dried faecal matter at Gary."
😂 I’m positive, it’s definitely a conspiracy.
I think, I might , have involuntary challenged, splatterpunk authors .Or I’m becoming paranoid!🤣
Why there are faecal matters in all extreme horror stories lately? Or was it always like that ? 🤔🤣
— Jun 13, 2021 03:28PM
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😂 I’m positive, it’s definitely a conspiracy.
I think, I might , have involuntary challenged, splatterpunk authors .Or I’m becoming paranoid!🤣
Why there are faecal matters in all extreme horror stories lately? Or was it always like that ? 🤔🤣
MadameD
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“You’re... in...sane.” “Hush, pumpkin.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😱 OMG she’s crazy
— Jun 13, 2021 02:42PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
😱 OMG she’s crazy
MadameD
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“What? No! I’m looking for Milton Avenue,” he retorted. “Is that where your school is? First day, is it? Are you excited? Don’t you have to wear a uniform? I bet you’ll make lots of new friends. Be a good boy for your teacher, won’t you?”
😂😂😂😅😅😅
— Jun 13, 2021 02:30PM
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😂😂😂😅😅😅
