Status Updates From Ignition (Immortal Merlin, #1)

“Thanks, Jen." I pull back. "For the record, I have one other friend, aside from you, who lives in Costa Rica. I don't talk about my family because they're dead. I was born in Wales, and I don't have a middle name."

‘The problem with having a fifteen-hundred-year-old mind is that I can recognize when I'm rationalizing bad decisions to myself. The problem with having a thirty-year-old body is that I don't care.’

Lmao I’m kinda enjoying the shittiness of this book - it’s actually kind of riveting and not so bad it’s unpalatable

I’m not sure the author has ever spoken to a child before. No one refers to one as “little squirt” in every sentence lmao

‘The thing is, magic doesn't exist. Not like that, anyway. The only person I've ever seen do anything out of the ordinary is me. And it's not wizard fire and cauldrons.’