Status Updates From Driftless Gold (A Jim Higgi...

HOLD THE PHONE. EFFEXOR?? YOU PUT EFFEXOR (VENLAFAXINE) IN HIS DRINK AND IT GAVE HIM AMNESIA? EFFEXOR DOESN’T DO THAT. IT’S AN ANTIDEPRESSANT.

wow this cop is such an eclectic and free spirit. he’s wearing *checks notes* “a pair of cutoff shorts, wool hiking socks with a pair of blue Nike running shoes, and a brown Grand Teton National Park T-shirt”. jim you’re right he’s really giving off a “homeless vibe” (p. 190)

aw man, the cocky witness who knows too much for his own good is missing. lemme just roll over and go back to sleep and then dilly dally my way into the office as his distraught mother is waiting for me

this man is thirty-four and has no clue how contraception works and that it’s also his responsibility too, not just his girlfriend’s. huge sigh

this is the true wisconsin experience because the mc goes home and immediately opens a beer and eats a piece of pepper jack cheese without accompaniment

why is every female character, from the crime scene lab assistant to the police chief, introduced with a description of how beautiful they are and whether they’re wearing makeup or not 😭😭 this is foul