Status Updates From Porträt in Sepia.

Ur wife (who doesn't love) dies giving birth to your daughter ( whos not really your daughter, you just stepped up bc your cousin decided to abandon her), and now you have to get your foot amputated in the war after getting almost killed by a small woman posing as a guy soilder

Imagine lying on your lover, saying the child wasn't yours because she was in an orgy with your friends ( a lie), and then as your divine punishment you get syphilis and can't run away to Europe with your fathers ex mistress as you planned (MESSY)

Imagine a guy gets you pregnant and then tells his parents and yours that it was probably the orgy you had with his friends ( LIE)

kissing cousins