Status Updates From Bulletproof

“You look at me and my nipples get hard. It happens all the time. At work. At that fundraiser. Even at the basketball game that first day”

this book is not gonna work for me 😭 dnf

just searched pussy and there’s only 2 results and in a non sexual context????? unacceptable imo

cringing sm 😭

“Dylan looked right at her and her eyes pierced through, like she could see inside. Was it obvious how much she wanted Dylan to kiss her, to take her, to dominate her?”

youve just met 😭😭😭

already sexualising her damn 😭

i’m bored gn 🥱

“I was thinking just me and you. Something noncommittal, but hella fun. Interested?”
“So interested.”
Dylan started to back away slowly. “I’ll call you,” she said, her grin full of wicked charm.
“I’ll answer.”
So much for celibacy.”

now THAT was cringey 😭

wait is she kinda hot or 😵‍💫😵‍💫 maybe i get why everyone falls for her after all

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 in my head reminding myself that all masks aren’t like this

BOTH THEIR EYES ARE BLUE?? incestual imo

bff relationships are always so dramatized for what 😭 “i hate you” “you love me” i heard this like 38383 times already, find a new way to write genuine friendship please 😭

😟 idk how to feel about this whole “women are so complicated 😪 they always catch feelings and never want to have an only sex relationship! men always respect when i want that” *eye twitch*

she’s quitting women for a while and focusing on men? strange aspect for bi rep, i’ll see how it goes ig…

i was told there was a strap scene so maybe this has a chance for redemption 😭🙏

“KID”??? this is very tv show esque. like it’s being very dramatic but in a way that i can’t take seriously 😭

😭😭😭 i hate the perception (?) that masks are like MEN but…but…BUT 😭😭😭 right now she’s acting real manish. very dude bro-ey, specializing girls already without much respect…ANNOYING INTERNAL MONOLOGUE 😭😭 i’m sad

the badly executed fuckboy persona is an ick of mine… be natalya or dont be one at all 🤷‍♀️

“I know I probably sound crazy because it’s not much to go on, but it just felt…I don’t know, I can’t describe it. It felt like there was something there.”

omg!!! 😍. be serious and professional and hot please i BEG.

am i gonna have to drag this through the dirt? 😔 kelly i’m so sorry