Status Updates From Stud in the Stacks (Girl Ba...

…the awkward calms down a bit about halfway through the book when they finally start having sex, but there are so. many. damn. euphemisms. Rocket, joy stick, hooha, chacha—the list goes on. There is absolutely nothing sexy about reading or hearing “in my chacha.” Also? If I have to hear the phrase “man-made orgasm” one more time I’m going to scream.

Well…both narrators suck, and the FMC is so painfully awkward I kinda want to shove a screwdriver through my eye…