Status Updates From Love Match

Struggling to get into this one

Not bad but not getting into it as much as I’d hoped

It's done. Finally. I can't wait to get this off my currently reading. I also can't wait to write a review for this.

This Tareek-Skye thing is weird, and that is the tea.

Just 5% left. I can do this.

And this is why you shouldn't have sex before talking.

Oh so it is a limo.

Let me tell you something. If I was in love with someone from a foreign country, let alone a prince, I would not let them call me 'My Indian', because I would not want to be called that. I have no idea why someone would want to be called something that reduces their identity to a country, in a way?

After several minutes of lapping at her like a starved man, [...]"

Do starved men lap? Or do they devour? I associate lapping with thirstiness, and devouring with starvedness.

How are these two flipping each other?!?! In a car?!?! Don't you need space for that stuff?!! Unless of course this is a limo. *sighs* *gives up*

In the car. Of course. Why not. It's not like he's the prince of an important country, and journalists will be following him. To a car. With transparent windows. I'm hoping to God that there aren't transparent windows.

Oh so they are having sex. Of course. Why wouldn't they.

I have some issues with the article, which I'll be exploring in the review. This status update is a reminder to myself for whenever I can finally bring myself to write the review.

Please do not suggest things between her mother and his best friend. It's weird, and I don't like it.

Oh thank God they're not having sex.

And now they're going to have sex again. Because there's obviously no other way to end this scene. In front her mother and his best friend too.

"[...]Tell the press that she didn't want to marry me so there will be no stain on her reputation."

Really!??! I really think that looking like you are refuser of grooms on the last second of the wedding doesn't make for a very good reputation, but maybe it's just me. If anything, I think Shai should have called it off according to the press, because that would save her reputation.

"Should she have known his coterie was not a traditional harem? If she had done more research instead of hopping on the first available flight, would she have uncovered this little tidbit of information?"

I am so outraged.
Yes. Yes, you would have. A simple google search would have told you that. I am going to blow up in the review, I'm so outraged.