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ethan hawkins your horniness has no bounds imagine playing badminton with her and immediately imagining if her stamina will endure in the bedroom GET A FUCKING ROOM!!

ethan’s a fucking moron if he lets her slip through his fingers like this i swear to god i don’t remember if he grovels for making her think that he would never wife her up but he better do it

right because everyone knows that the best way to say “stay away!” is to make out with her in your private study… everyone’s playing chess while ethan’s playing checkers

also the “nothing about that kiss was proper” is so “nice lads don’t kiss like that / oh yes they fucking do!” moment from bridget jones diary

tfw you and your best friend’s older brother go to rob the same guy of the scandalous letters your best friend wrote except uh oh her brother’s HOT and your co-conspirator now

back here again!

oh my god. confession scenes to end all confession scenes