Status Updates From Claimed by the Orc Prince (...

SEVER THE BOND?????????????? wtf thats literally ur husband!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELLL!!!! i will say though did NOT expect plot in my huge dick orc x elf fantasy romance. obviously im excited like what dont put political intrigue in front of me and expect me to be UPSET who do u think i am. but like im so fucking scared where the hell is zorvut come BACK TO MEEE!!!!!!

am i crazy for doubting the anatomical possibility of anal penetration.. i had to label the prostate and anus and penis and sperm and other terms for class so technically i know how gay sex works like anatomically but WOW the wonders of gay sex never cease to amaze! dick the size of his FOREARM that hes riding. even with the whole self lubrication slick like WOW!

SIZE OF HIS FOREARM? just measured thats like TWICE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD! i genuinely am at a loss for words how is anything possible with that CONCEALED WEAPON. how is someone supposed to give u head with a dick double the size of it. pause. that's supposed to go INSIDE HIM? boys if yall dont just frot with each other and call it a night im so sorry size queens i am nawt the one.

Lmao this should be interesting

I'm listening to the audiobook. It's going ok, but I was quite intrigued by the idea that the first time they actually speak to each other is as they're saying their wedding vows.

I kinda feel like I know where most of this is going and I really haven't read reviews or anything. It just feels like it's going to be predictable.

If you see this no you don't.