Status Updates From Who Cooked the Last Supper?...

love it.

“Overtaxing the brain produces flat-chested girls” 😂

“Aisha, the youngest of the prophet’s 12 wives, was nine years old” ….aaaand this is why, once again, we need to bring back burning men at the stake

Holy shit!! So turns out, the Goddess used to burn men at the stake after having her way with them. We need to bring back this beautiful tradition for men with podcast equipment.

“She is luminous, black, her hands grasp two-edged swords — tools of disembowelment — and severed heads. Her hands are blood-red, and her blood-red tongue protrudes over huge, pointed breasts, reaching down to a rotund little stomach. Her fang-like teeth gleam. There is a garland of skulls around her neck. Her earrings are the images of dead men, her girdle a chain of venomous snakes.”

I’M OBSESSED 😍