Status Updates From The Cabinet

“‘I didn’t do it because I’m stupid; I did it because I pitied you.’

‘Even better. You’re not just stupid, you’re sympathetic, too. Must be hard living in this cruel world.’”

“But whatever it was that Professor Kwon was going to say, I wasn’t prepared for it. Being prepared. Professor Kwon would know better than me that it’s impossible ever to be prepared.”

“Cooking, is it not itself a form of magic? It’s a feast of fire, ingredients, potions, and spells. If it weren’t magic, could it taste this good?”