Status Updates From Home Ice Advantage (Sophie ...

"condors dont lose game sevens" they really do grow up so fast!!🥹 spitzer!!!🫵❤️

ONLY BOUGHT THIS DRESS SO YOU COULD TAKE IT OFF elsa nyberg in her taylor swift era!! i know it wont happen but LET ME DREAM!!

I GIRLBOSSED TO CLOSE TO THE SUN AGAIN! NOT THIS KIND OF TENSION!!!😭

oh merlin😭 "careful haha we dont want sophie to end up on the couch tonight haha :) .... wait what." jennifer lawrence voice whaddoyoumeaaannn🫠🥲

"look up, she wills. im right here.
elsa looks up."
book four and somehow im still gagged😩

this team is so unserious lmao jonny like "haha yeah elsa would fucking kill me if i scored off you before she did :)" and then elsa going "is this guy bothering you babe" these melodramatic fruitcakes are ruining my life!!

my god these freaks. merlin like "hey guys when you do your freak shit on the ice can you pls remember me haha i am also on this line just for your consideration :)" elsa who keeps forgetting about the team part of the team sport "dont you dare score your milestone point without me" forcefully writing herself into the history books beside her captain. girls when they are Normal about each other

maybe.... maybe this time there will be tension....?🥺

if my captain who i had a crush on since world juniors kept telling me "you and me forever" and sending me perfect cross ice passes id be folding like a lawn chair to... oh elsa.

sickeningly romantic.... taking a stick to the face so she can play with elsa on the 2nd pp... the no look pass... ugh gay people😒🙄 enough!!!

........starting to understand tumblr user bliksemflitsenblog in 2024-2025........ squeaking around the circus tent in my clown shoes.....

oh im about to eat this shit up!! tension heads REJOICEE

OHHHH is this.... tension mayhaps?? between my favourite soulmate girls of all time? im sooo ready!!

SOPHIE AND KEVLAR MY SHAYLAS!!!!🤧🥹 always and forever!! they GET each other!!

sophie fournier deliriously happy and giggly off a win kissing women on the mouth she is exactly where she wants to be😩 i know elsa is seething somewhere in a hotel room in helsinki with her fuck ass bronze medal... wasnt allowed to play on her line all season and now this... free my girl!!

sophie fournier somehow manages to make the most tropey romance coded moments unromantic🫠

stewie!!!!😵‍💫 another woman to join the sophie fournier harem!! "its almost as good as being in bed with elsa and its familiar enough that sophie finally settles"

i will literally neved get tired of sophie fournier soft domming her team into not drawing penalties😵‍💫 she wants a clean game and theyll indulge her😵‍💫 only to a point of course!! they do really like throwing hands for her :) dogs lying at the feet of their mistress :)

they cant keep getting away with this😭 sophie fournier are you personally torturing me is this funny to you are you having fun
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

haha wow that was crazy actually :)
what if you are the only one i trust with my body what if the bruises dont stop hurting with your fingers pressed into them but at least they hurt differently. what if i dont want to share you and for once i want to let myself be selfish what if i wanted your attention and your eyes and your hands on me always but in this moment i need it all
haha just kidding... unless

damn puppy, your crush is showing... kinda embarrassing but its okay you got rookie privileges

"[sophie] drops gratefully onto the bench and sucks in as deep a breath as she can manage. 'lets not do that again' kellman says. 'hockey is fun!' bechs is bright-eyed and red-cheeked." OKAY THEY ARE MAYBE VERY DEAR TO ME! if dont get elsa-merlin-sophie line at least i got THEM!

the bechs/kellman rookie/enforcer dynamic is actually very sweet!! ill take care of you kid, you only gotta think about your game while i clear the way for you, dont worry about the big hitters when im there to take the brunt of it and dish out in retaliation, very older scarred guard dog and the young puppy who bothers him for enrichment <3

sophie begging elsa not to hook up with lexie because "she wouldnt be nice to you. you deserve someone nice" ARE YOU JOKING

OHHH WE HAVE OFFICIALLY REACHED THE L-WORD LEVELS OF LESBIAN DRAMA IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS LETS GOOOOO sophie trying soooo hard (and failing) not to think about elsa and lexie hooking up.... if only she knew what these two are getting up to in my gdocs... glad to know its canon that sophie still has no idea that the sex would be about how neither of them is hooking up with sofe instead hahahHAHA

elsa!!! everyone can see the bleeding heart on your sleeve!!

"hockey is team first to the point where they almost arent individuals anymore" YOU GET ITTTTT

"elsa is all fury, eyes narrowed, bottom lip curled as if shes about to take a stupid penalty, but sophie isnt afraid. she holds her hand out to beckon elsa closer. elsa drops to the couch, straddling sophie. she grabs sophies hand and presses it against her chest so sophie can feel the rapid beat of her heart." jesus christ.

putting all my eggs in the spitzer basket, had a feeling about him since book 2. quick everyone act surprised when he hesitantly comes out to sophie our hashtag number one ally for all gay people and maybe also asks her wtf is going on between her and elsa