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"Life in General" Exaggerations of everyday life. How men and women don't understand each other. A parody of breaking Bad with plastic straws in CA. The one about Groot offending people when he said "I am Groot" includes a lot of tree puns (and plays on the fact he only ever says one thing but it apparently means many). The Punching grammar Nazis one includes a bunch of grammar puns (alt-writer, question Marxist).

Mostly focusing on theological disagreements. Charts humorously comparing Calvinism and Arminianism, The Bible translations (the Message appropriately criticized)and the End times (implying premillennial conspiracy theorists, and postmillennial are out of touch and too optimistic, Amilenial hippies). Describes Reformations. Quite a bit of poking fun at KJV only and even more doing so with liberal Christianity,

Chapter 6: Theology. Many articles make fun of liberal Christianity (including whole 2 page graphic) and KJV only-ism. Multiple references to Santa Claus. Poking fun at Calvinism, (Calvinist dog claiming not the be a good boy, Santa putting everyone on naughty list). Martin Luther Amazon Echo insults while answering theology. TL;DR books of the Bible. Atheists denying the obvious (Minecraft character as skeptic)

An amazingly straightforward description of Social justice, less satire but more straight with sarcasm sprinkled. Acknowledges Social justice had a legitimate meaning that has been usurped. Article on Walmart discontinues auto parts to prevent accidents reference to their no longer selling guns. More on self identification. Men getting less masculine, while masculinity blamed. Poking at war on Christmas.

Oscars really just politics in guise of awards. Condemning wealthy elite while being such. Feelings now truth. "English literature teachers have been accepting emotion as responses for years." Returning reference to baby being clump of cells until birth. The intolerance of those who preach tolerance. Everything is racist (hand signals). Applying Planned parenthood logic to other things. Extremists on both sides.

Worldviews. Making fun of identifying as something you are not, both with a man identifying as 6 year old T-ball player and male audio cable identifying as female. The idea the 2+2=4 is bigoted(the world is headed there). A parallel reality where the rainbow flag actually commemorates Noah's flood. People complaining about fake news who reject objective truth. Breaking toxic masculinity, woman does man's chores.

Christian Celebrities. Numerous references to Joel Osteen, Kirk Cameron, Dave Ramsey, Benny Hinn,Ken Hamm, John MacArthur,and Tim Tebow. Poking at the,either more playfully or more critically depending on who it is(more critically for prosperity preachers) Making fun of Christian movies,culminating in "Christian Cinematic universe. Net section is a few pages of articles Snopes fact checked and declared false.

Meta humor, self referencing. Lots of jabs at millennial, and socialism (and AOC in particular "There is too much division in our country when addition and subtraction are hard enough"-). Mocking news especially CNN are ignorant, especially on guns. More on border wall. How toxic politics can be (and calling it a religion). Very odd joke about a Russian nesting doll spy. How much Americans complain.

Politics section. Includes international (UK, Canada) Hypocrisy of Christians in politics and how many would overlook Trump's moral failings. How Republicans only pretend to be fiscally conservative. Woke culture. How much Trump likes McDonalds. It also includes one of my favorites, the Pinky and the Brain for President article. Criticizing border policy. All while making fun of both parties.

More satirizing of contemporary worship and basically lazy Christianity. I like the article on the breakups after church camp. I have seen that. This ends the section on Christianity. Next is on politics.

Makes fun of how anything can be called a ministry with a call back to a previous article about "doing life". Baptism overturned because not fully submerged. Evangelical prayer practices, saying "just"a third of the time. The one on Marijuana Veggie Tales makes fun a number of things, changing laws, christian media selling out (specifically how Veggie Tales was bought out). Youth pastor can be replaced by Kiosk.

More jokes related to issues that seem to be mostly evangelical Protestantism.Making fun of mega churches, praise bands and the like. VBS and children's programs in general that can often be less than great.Several references to "teaching pastors".

The book collects Babylon Bee articles and arranges them by topic. The first section is on church (although it has some overlap with politics). Several different articles mention LifeWay. Repeated mention is given to church coffee. DoTERA is mentioned a number of time, apparently essential oils are big in some Christian circles. Each article lists a location, sometimes the actual headquarters of a company.