Status Updates From Maybe Baby

There are some very strong similarities to her other books, including a wealthy woman named Babs who hires a heart-of-gold young man to do illlegal favors for rich people, who then donate money to charity. And an expensive bird. And an abrupt break up 6 years prior.

”A gunshot sounded and all three women screamed and turned to see Simon holding the smoking pistol, pointed upward.“ The next time anyone talks,” he said, “it won’t be a ceiling that takes a bullet.” Dana stared up at the chunk taken out of the log ceiling. “What the hell, Simon!” she yelled. “Switch to decaf, will ya?”

"I love this woman. He sighed and ran his hand over his hair. Assume crash positions."

"He was twenty-seven years old and just now realizing that life was too short to waste on stealing birds."