Status Updates From Heaven Official’s Blessing ...

Also shout out to feng xin, the guy who's usually afraid to look at women, for having girl trouble while everyone else is fighting for their lives

My brain is reading xie lian as xíng li now. So congratulations on being named luggage ✨

Only took them 800 years to finally talk it out

I'm about to start throwing hands with the author. Give this guy a break!

Okayyyyyy ☠️☠️☠️

feng xin 😭💕

I know most people read this book for the romance which is entirely valid. Me on the other hand, I came here for the tragedy. I came to cry. And the book is delivering! Yippee!

The combined self esteem of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng is in the negatives

The flashback books are like: and now we interrupt our little adventure story to give you ✨trauma✨

This whole 'becoming a supreme ghost king' sounds so sinister but from what I've gathered, hua cheng just spent 10 years really getting into arts and crafts

"Woman truly reaching to justify this particular dude" vibea and the woman in question is Xie Lian

Funniest intervention ever. Xie Lian is not cooperating at all

Credit to mu qing and feng xin for not giving up on trying to rescue xie lian after discovering hua cheng has been stalking him for 800 years and build an entire cave full of statues of him and xie lian straight up told them: "aren't we all 'not normal' in some way?"

On the other hand this is great representation of having a crush behaviour. So glad I'm over that ✨

Aw that's actually so cute of them

"hey, since you and the guy who killed my best friend and kidnapped his little brothers apparently are on speaking terms again....could you maybe ask him if he can release him? If he's still alive? That'd be great!!"

Pei Ming: Hiiii Hua Cheng, nice to see you again. we're pals now. Also good for you two 👍

Hua Cheng: I beg to differ?

Xie Lian: what

"Xie Lian felt like the past few days were a complete mess" understatement of the century

Xie Lian is slowly taking out Pei Ming's entire friend group

Jun Wu: ugh, two supreme ghost kings are already bad enough, we can't deal with a third one right now

Xi Lian, who just returned from a make out session with one of those two mentioned ghost kings: guyysssss, I won't speak for the one who just slaughtered two of our own but Hua Cheng really isn't all that bad. guys.

The entire heavenly court: 👀👀👀

😨😨😨

Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have to keep reading my book. Yeah, it's gonna be all day. Probably tomorrow also.

I think Hua Cheng and Pei Ming are on their way to become best friends :D

"If a heavenly official was to walk around with a shovel all day, it'd probably kill the scenery and murder his image" 😂

Xie Lian insists on dragging heaven's enemy no 1 along on all their little adventures and the other heaven's officials are just like sure fine whatever 😂

I like Pei Ming more and more 😁 what a guy

btw I'd never have takes Pei Ming for a XieHua shipper but here we are 😂

Book 2: ☠️the horrors ☠️
Book 3: anyway, back to date night at ghost town ✨😘🩷