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"In the opening of Anna Karenina, Tolstoy wrote,"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way," and think the same applies to women's faces in terms of beauty or ugliness. I believe that beautiful woman can be summed up by simply being "beautiful". In contrast, ugly women each carry around their own individual version of a shaggy monkey. There are small, but significant, differences. "

Omg, just take the damn coffee! :D