Status Updates From The Baby's Defender

This book was simultaneously great and trash so…
Anyway it’s 3:40 am. Did I stay awake reading this because it was so good I just couldn’t put it down? Was the mystery so good that I just had to know everything?
Nope, nope, none of those things
Then why did you stay up like and idiot Emily?
Because this book scared me so bad I couldn’t sleep until everything was solved. I’m never reading this again. Night.

WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST READ?!?!?!?
This whole book could have been a whole lot shorter if Cady did the normal thing to do when someone is trying kill you and moved to a smaller house, one that, I don’t know, DOESNT HAVE SECRET PASSAGEWAYS EVERYWHERE. YOU KNOW THE PASSAGEWAYS THAT THE KILLER IS USING TO GET INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TRYING TO KILL YOU WITH!!!!!!

Ok it’s time to move. Leave the big scary house with the secret passageways and lots of hiding spots and go live with Westley, Darius, and Brennan in a small apartment where they are not a lot of hiding spots. Just saying get it together Cady.

Ok so your telling me that a guy (neither of you noticed) zoomed by on a bicycle and stole the stroller? How? How did he steal and petal and hold onto a stroller with a screaming baby? And what? Nobody saw him? West was chasing him someone had to have seen it and thought “huh, that’s weird I’m going to stop him” and mean while someone tried to kill Cady again. That’s like the third time. What is going on?

I have read one chapter. ONE CHAPTER! Someone has already tried to kill Cade twice. TWICE! What the heck man?