Status Updates From The Cousins

“Well, not, like, a person,” Archer amended, scratching behind Sammy’s ears. “Or another dog, obviously. Or a cat. I would kill a rodent, though. One that was already sick and going to die anyway.”

Lmao

Matt’s jaw twitched. “Here’s a question for you, Anders. If I’m such a piece of shit, why’d Kayla pick me over you?”

Oh shi-

“You’re not interested?” Anders snorted out a rude laugh. “Oh, that’s rich. You should be thanking my sister for giving you the time of day, you townie piece of shit.”

CLOCK IT LMAO

“I was actually going to tell you the night of the gala,” he continues. “I tried, when we were on the balcony. But you, um.” He tugs at the collar of his T-shirt. “You wanted to talk about other things.”

Other things 😏

“I can pretend for a little while that everything is fine. Normal, even.”

SPOILERS 🛑




Bro Jonah I love you, but you js got caught making out w ur “cousin” and prob shouldnt be cussing out ur “grandma”