Status Updates From Hostage (The Everyday Heroe...

She shrugged. “What? Girls never poop around guys. Especially ones they had sex with. It ruins the glamour of it all.” She crossed her arms with a sarcastic smile. “Are you telling me you find the image of me squatting on the toilet appealing?” She dropped her arms to wave a hand around. “I didn’t think so.”

He bit her.
Hello, turn on. Goodbye, brain.

“Let me get this straight. Are you telling me you two are immortal? That you are some secret supernatural army? And you want me to sign this”—Reznor’s gaze swung down to read the paper in his hand a second time—“nondisclosure agreement stating clearly in paragraph three, if I speak of it, I risk, what?” He smirked. “Severe and life-altering consequences?”