Status Updates From Master of Restless Shadows:...

this book should be a thousand more pages

“He’d only been away a single night, but he couldn’t help wishing that he could see his cat and his friends sooner. Strange how easy it was to grow attached."

you messed up. you messed up bad

“He was used to facing angry, ignorant bigotry—dullards and bullies driven by their own deficiencies to demean and belittle others. But he hadn’t before encountered so much hatred disguised as fear.”

“Certain idiots will always attempt to provoke conflict,” Atreau responded. He’d known many such men and they weren’t all fools; some were worse: profiteers of misfortune and war.”

(shaking violently) yeah why not 6 books in one week let’s go for it

yes, very good.

i'm scared

all i want to do is read this book... and then every thing else Ginn Hale has ever written.

congrats dude, that's the worst anyone's ever done it.

this walking chode better have a satisfying death at the end

played like a fkn piano tbh