Status Updates From The History of Mischief

"Trying to get a passport... Wanted his birth certificate."

Omg he's so me last week coded

She's so Ken from Barbie (2023) coded

"A man on the train says to me, 'You don't see kids reading books these days.'
'You mustn't know many kids,' I reply."

God the amount of times random adults have said this to me, even when I am also an adult🙄 like guys get it through your heads the younger generations aren't as awful as you think

Omg he's so Elsa

Archie is so Jem coded ("my Will")
He's also so Jack-as-Archie coded (aka the slay outfit episode)

Queen Victoria being an unslay imperialist? More likely than you'd think [as if you wouldn't think she's an imperialist. She's THE imperialist]. And after Bezawit had such a slay feminist speech just before this😤

Istg if you don't know the plot of this book my reading updates may sound insane

They argue a lot over Alexander. Some think he was clever, while others think he was cruel and mad." Yeah my entire degree. But WHAT about his BF

Me going I love Theodore he's so oddly relatable, the next sentence: he's undiagnosed.
Undiagnosed for What though.

Ok I thought the dates were off but I couldn't google because plane🙃

Horrible Histories omg slay

Not Alexander😭😭 damn I should have clicked with the dates thing

Omg Diogenes slay

This chapter is so my story I wrote at 11 coded (but like better, obviously)