Status Updates From Solutions and Other Problems

"Because that's intimacy, buckaroos. Somebody who understands exactly how weird you are, and you understand exactly how weird they are, and you're sort of in a mutually beneficial hostage situation."

"If you can't win, start playing a different game and win just as many points." I'M

"This wasn't a usual argument. It was the type of argument you can only have with people you're REALLY close to--people you know so well you start to forget they're a different person from you, so it sort of feels like nobody can see you." oof