Status Updates From Solutions and Other Problems

Having a hard time identifying with much of this - I don't have social anxiety, even though I should, given the inevitable awkwardness of social interactions with me. Good thing I only paid $1 for the book at the dollar store.

"Fortunately, animals are the psychological equivalent of tractors. [...] We can do pretty much whatever we want to them, and they'll be like, Okay, we will try it. Thank you for interacting with us."

Tell me you're a dog person without telling me you're a dog person. Ever met a cat? This is not the attitude of cat.