Status Updates From The One - Finde dein perfek...

“Tell me about it. She’s already putting on weight, and our sex life has gone to nothing. If this is the future, I’m going to be hammering the hell out of Tinder.” #1) Deepak is a POS #2) So are Deepak and Sumaira matched and he still cheats? 😬

I’d know my man was a lil sassy if he drove a Mini Cooper, ngl

Okay, I predicated that Ellie had something to do with the DNA matches & I knew Richard would have sperm saved, so not as unpredictable as I’d like, but still love it.

I knew it!